I'm just here for the Dick
Funny ass article on Reductress, as a brewers wife... protem.This hits the nail on the proverbial head! Yes I like fucking beer, why do you think I got my boyfriend a job at a brewery.... and gave him a side culinary lessons thru-out our entire marriage. I barely thought we would date when I looked in his bachelor pad cupboards... very skeptical if it would work... I'm not fond of Velveeta, I'm more cave aged farmstead ash cheese..with a side of morbier.
These young brew hustlers have no idea what real beer is, recipe development, grain sourcing... they just want that hip side pack, necklace of pretzels and want to talk about the latest con they went to.
Don't worry I'm just here for the dick....put's it mildly, just don't get to fucked up to be able to perform, or the cask conditioned male attention. Oooh... you have a beard too!
